So Sarah Palin's coming to speak in Chicago. That's right, the "strongest voice in the conservative party" at the moment is coming to speech it up to her loyal followers. About what, I have no idea, but I'd love to be there. This woman is comedy gold, people. Of course I laugh at her and not with her, but hey, she does it to herself. I'm sure the speaking engagement will cover everything from her take on foreign policy (God help us) to her husbands latest hunting trip at which time he, "slayed that giant moose like we're gonna do Obama's failed health care plan"--add Palin wink and classic head nod. Oh that crowd is gonna eat it up.
One thing she probably won't bring up is sex education. Speaking of her daughter, I hear she's "revisiting abstinence". Little late for that, isn't it? Seriously, this seems to be a new fad for people to hear about and reject instantly. Folks out there are "reclaiming their virginity". Do you have to call the girl or guy that took it, first, to get it back? Are there steps to reclaiming your virginity, kinda like when battling alcoholism? Pretty sure virginity is a one time thing. You can't can't be "born again virgin", or "made pure again", either. How would that work? Do I have to renounce my non-virgin penis and bathe it in holy water? Is there some sort of animal sacrifice that needs to be carried out? Can I get a "pure again" kit on the Internet? I'm sorry, I just don't see the need for ridiculous labels. If you don't wanna have sex, fine, but stop with the over-the-top characterizations of the event.
Anyway, back to Palin. Is there really any reason, any reason at all, for her to be touring? Didn't she do enough talking when she was killing John McCain's final chance at becoming President? I figured that by this point she'd be making special appearances on WWE Monday Night Raw, body slamming the latest Iron Sheik-type character. Or "going rogue" somewhere. And yet there is still speculation that she might run for President in 2012. I hear Toronto is a beautiful city to live in.
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