How to catch a predator: Catholic Priest edition

So Pope Benedict XVI finally said something about the latest clerical abuse scandal saying the he thinks the "church" is under attack. Yep, the church is under attack, got it. Not the little kids that keep getting molested by Catholic priests. Nope, it's the "church" that's being wrongly attacked. Is this guy serious? It's really getting old listening to everyone defend these guys. I could care less that the Catholic church is catching a bad rap for all the child fondling priests. To me it's the churches fault it's gone on this long and its got what's coming its way. They continue to turn a blind eye to a problem that could be solved by a simple bullet to the head to most of these guys. I have no sympathy for pedophiles, nor do I think they deserve a second chance. That's just me. Now the Pope says, "we Christians" should repent for sins and recognize mistakes. That's all good but I've got a different outlook on what you do with pedophiles. I say, cut off their balls; wearing the cloak and hiding behind the doors of the Catholic institution shouldn't be tolerated any longer. Am I being harsh, Catholics might say so, but they've been ducking this problem for far too many years. Does the Pope actually believe these destroyers of child purity deserve anything other than to burn in hell? Is it a fixable problem, sure, but it takes a little more effort than what the Vatican is willing to provide. It's for that reason that the Catholic church and its followers will continue to face ridicule.

A few laws I think that we could put in place to curb the Catholic Priests appetite for children:
1. Priests aren't allowed to watch the Disney Channel.
2. Priests aren't allowed to hold Harry Potter costume parties for any reason.
3. Priests aren't allowed within 500 feet of Chuck 'E Cheeses.
4. Priests aren't allowed to have juice boxes in their personal fridges at the church.
5. Priests aren't allowed to drive mini vans, or, for whatever reason, ice cream trucks.
6. Alter boy self defense classes must be offered at every Catholic church.

That'd be a good start. Of course not all priests are part of the cult of heavy petting, and they should be commended. It's just tough not to generalize these days with the lack of institutional control being shown by the ol' Pope and his crew. I'm sure there's some second guessing going on at each church, at least a little.