So it's Presidents Day. Does Obama get presents, today? Seriously. I mean, it is "his" day, right? Dude's the Don of America. I'd like to think Ol' B-rack woke up this morning, rolled out of bed to find a stack of presents, all wrapped in presidential logo-style paper. Most likely he'd get an assortment of blue and red ties from everyone. Sean Hannity would know doubt use this opportunity to send BO a card thanking him for destroying America. After present time, I'm sure Barrack was pampered royalty-style (think Eddie Murphy in Coming to America). Joe Biden brushed his teeth. Hillary as a wiper. Rahm, Gates, and Salazar throwing rose petals at his feet. I can only dream.
Does the guy get President's day off? I sure as hell don't. But I would have to think BO does. If he does, in fact, take the day off, can other countries leaders get a hold of him? Or is there an away message on his voicemail: "In observance of Presidents Day, I will not be working on anything, today. If this is a nuclear resolution issue and requires immediate assistance, please press #2 now and you'll be transferred to Joe Biden". So many holes to this holiday. And it's obvious that Hallmark has missed its chance to saturate the already delightfully awful card market.
I guess I'll never know what Mr. President's up to. I can only hope...
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