Me and my Man Uggs takin' on the World

Man Uggs, I love 'em. Say what you want, call me whatever, but mUggs are where it's at. It's freezing in Chicago, there's snow on the ground constantly, and my feet are oblivious to these facts now that they are comfortably surrounded by sheep wool, encased in weather resistant leather. Yep, my dogs are warm. Now, there is one small issue with my mUggs and that's the smell. Not gonna lie, my feet smell like curdled milk after I wear 'em, but I can deal. You see, you're not supposed to wear socks with these things and amazingly enough, your feet sweat while snug in comfort. They actually sweat. Odd, given that it's usually, at least, 20 degrees outside. So, for the record, face experiencing sharp razor slices of pain due to negative wind chills, feet awesome....but sweaty. But back to the smell. Not good. Repulsive. 12 day old egg salad in Tupperware left in a car during the summer hot spells in Houston, Texas would smell better. It's not like I neglect my feet of soap and water, I'm a habitual foot washer. I need answers. How can I rid my mUggs of this stench?

God forbid I wear these things to someones house event and they ask for people to remove footwear. I can only imagine the response. Finger foods would be wasted due to loss of appetite. Non-smoking guest would be forced to enter the smoke circles outside as a form of refuge. A massive witch hunt for the smell would undoubtedly begin and by the time it finished, it'd result in several unfriendings of me on Facebook. Devastating. But a small price to pay for the comfort my mUggs provide.

Of course I could be overreacting about the smell. Stick your nose in or around my mUggs and find out for yourself. Being that I have a cold, right now, and can't smell a thing works out beautifully. But I like to think it's less of a cold, and more of a rebellious act on the part of my nose. A vacation. A sabbatical from smell persecution. What the hell am I talking about?

Anyway, I guess I could've just said, mUggs: For dudes that love feet that aren't frozen.